Ah, live news bloopers. I don’t think this one is brand new to the Internet, but I hadn’t seen it until today: a news anchor can’t contain her laughter as she details the grisly murder of a woman who was chopped into pieces by her husband. And I had to transcribe this because it’s just too precious not to see in print:
“In Michigan, police have arrested a man suspected of chopping up his wife… The 37-year-old man is accused in the death of his wife, [laughing] Tara Lynn Grant. A torso and body parts [laughing] of who is believed to be the mother of two were found this weekend in and near the Grant home [laughing].”
Oh, stop it, stop it! You’re killing me here! Limbless torso, ha ha ha! Hey, I bet she could model for some ancient Grecian sculpture! If she weren’t decomposing in the garbage, ha ha! Oh man. Hoooo. But go on. How are her kids doing?
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She pissed herself when they discussed Roman Polanski.
Everyone knows that murder mixed with dismemberment is comedy gold.
Kinda hot though, no?
It’s funny cuz I don’t know him.
I guess you had to be there.
To be fair the suspect is kinda funny looking.
As long as he’s making that face, I’d laugh while watching him murder and chop people up.
Love that Joker?
I think the picture of the suspect is what made her laugh. She laughs the first time it’s shown and starts laughing the next time it’s shown. I’m guessing someone noticed her laughing the first time and put the pic up again to make her laugh more. Kinda funny.