If I wore a dress that made my hips look like an ocean freighter, I’d disguise myself with a fake mustache, too.
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"I’M JUST SAYIN’"
When you typed that, did you do a bitchy snap of your fingers?
She still looks skinnier than Christina Hendricks. OH SHIT I SAID IT
Would still. Just sayin’.
Farthammer, expect a Simpsons-esque mob on your doorstep this afternoon. I’ll be the one carrying the 2X4 with the nail in it.
It’s pretty fitting, though, seeing as she was a beard for the past three years.
Her mustache tickles my anus.
I REGRET NOTHING
If she wanted to be edgy, she should have gone with a “Hitler” mustache.
Probability of fakeness:
Blake Lively’s boobs > Sarah Silverman’s mustache
I’m not even sure who that’s more insulting towards.
Keep trying, Sarah. I’m convinced that one day you will make me laugh. It has just never happened to this day.
Uh, what the fuck?