Vader: “Oh no you dih-int”
What with all the Blake Lively- and Christina Hendricks-related sexiness going on at the Emmys on Sunday, I missed this: Kristen Wiig wore a gown inspired by Darth Vader’s costume from Star Wars. Or maybe it’s just a coincidence that it looks similar, I don’t know. But I prefer to believe that Kristen Wiig, although very attractive in her own right, was just like, “You know what? I’m not Blake Lively, so let’s go straight for winning over the geek demographic.” And it works.
Of course, as a dress, it looks terrible. It might have a chance to look good if she ripped those sleeves off. But as an homage to Star Wars, I give her an A-plus. Now someone get me January Jones chained up in a metal bikini!
[via @ToplessRobot]




“Darth Vader’s costume”
Ahem. Costume?
/Force choke on Matt.
Yes, it’s a motherfucking costume.
That is a UNIFORM, dammit!!! Dressing like a clown is a costume (and erotic).