NOPE, SORRY. DON’T CARE.

Taylor Swift went on “The View” yesterday to talk about the Kanyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kanye said on The Jay Leno Show that he wants to apologize to Swift face-to-face for his behavior at the VMAs, and while Swift told The View she’d definitely meet with him, West has yet to reach out in an effort to apologize. Swift added she hasn’t received any phone calls or e-mails from the Kanye camp, either.

Let me be clear: Kanye was a gigantic douchebag at the VMAs. And Swift comes off here as thoughtful, pretty, and smarter than any person currently on an MTV reality show, so I sympathize. But that happened on Sunday. Today’s Wednesday, and me giving a rat’s ass about something that happened at an MTV awards show three days later is well beyond my capacity for bullsh-t. I’m more likely to care about a sandwich I ate. “That turkey and swiss last Friday? Oh yeah, now that you mention it, that was pretty good.”