Olivia Wilde, the “House” actress who was named Maxim’s Hottest Woman on the Planet (Megan Fox called her so sexy that it made her “want to strangle a mountain ox”), is featured in the new issue of GQ, and she looks absolutely spectacular. And while I tend to prefer women with a few more curves, she comes off as so annoyingly cool and unpretentious in the accompanying article that I’ve now decided that I like skinny girls better. Some of the things I learned:
- She reads Tom Robbins. **fans self**
- She grew up the privileged child of big-time journalists in the Georgetown neighborhood of Washington, D.C. And yet I somehow didn’t hate her for that.
- She is married to an Italian prince who plays flamenco guitar, because of course she is.
- Inspired by Oscar Wilde, she changed her last name to “Wilde” when she moved to Hollywood… because her real last name is Cockburn.
COCKBURN. Olivia Cockburn. Try not to get a case of that after looking at the pictures, okay?
(images: Peggt Sirota/GQ; BONUS SEXY VIDEO below)
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Megan Fox wants to get with her because, in my opinion, she facially resembles Megan Fox.
(I’m just so tired of Megan Fox and think she’s a bitch from what I can gather. Keep sticking out your tongue, ya moron.)
I know I’m in the miniscule minority here, but Christ she needs to go away for a little while.
Matt, you need to bring back the “chicks I would do” tag
/picture of her only wearing those high heels = spank bank material
Someone who is not me find her brief scene from Alpha Dog.
She should’ve kept the last name “Cockburn”
Hey Farty, I’m not you . . .
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BOOSH! Metacafe always delivers with any type of softcore scene. Word, Joker.
I didn’t agree with Maxim’s ranking, but I’m glad to see they are doing their best to try to change my mind.
Somebody needs to remake that cop show that starred two women, and get Fox and Wilde for the lead roles, followed by the removal of all scenes that don’t involve them making out. Millions.
You like women with more curves?
Well well well. Look at Mr.”Sisterhood of the traveling pants” on his high horse, trying to make women feel good about themselves.
In my mind, this chick and the other chick from House, Jennifer Morrison, are constantly having naked tickle fights in Angelina Jolie’s living room while Christina Hendricks spies on them through a window, letting her fingers go under her skirt as she thinks impure-
Excuse me, gotta go take care of something.
They should do a house video of Cameron and Thirteen tied up in bras and panties getting tickled on the soles of their bare feet by Cuddy.