Here is a picture of Alyson Hannigan touching Emily Deschanel’s breast during a slumber party as Minka Kelly watches. That’s not just the beginning to my next fan fiction story, it’s also a real thing that happens during a Funny or Die video (watch below). The skit also includes Jaime King and sexy “American Idol” contestant turned actress Katharine McPhee and promotes breast exams as part of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. By posting this video, I’m doing my own little small part to protect our nation’s greatest resource. No, no, I’m not a hero. Just a man with a blog who loves tits.
(Side note: I’ve never been all that attracted to Emily Deschanel, but I’m starting to see the light. That woman cleans up damn well.)
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I would gladly give all of them free breast exams and I’d be willing to throw in a free pap smear.
Also, thumbs down on the short blonde hair on McPhee
I’d give Emily my Bones.
What? I have two dicks.
I’d happily give Emily a pearl necklace to accompany that jeweled bra.
With my semen, you see.
I would also gladly be the meat in a Deschanel sister sandwich.
That wasn’t even remotely funny. I hadn’t noticed until recently that Alyson Hannigan is pretty damn hot. I guess the “band geek” thing stuck with me and I don’t watch How I Met Your Mother, so it was a nice surprise to me.
Is she playing the mom in this?
Oh man that would be so righteous.
Hey, I didn’t say it was funny. I’m just supporting tits here. Much like a jewel-encrusted bra.
Needs fewer shirts and a lot more baby oil.
The blonde with the short hair before is gorgeous. What was her like before Udog? A big ginger afro?
Oops. One “before” too many there. Getting overexcited as i switch google safesearch off and do some research.
i hate derek jeter
Emily > Zooey.
There, I said it.
@Farthammer: You bite your tongue!
Was that Samaire Armstrong in the video?
Farthammer = wrong
-100 Farthammer.
Not that I’d kick Emily out of bed, mind you, but I don’t think we can be friends anymore, Farthammer.
Emily is a Boston University graduate. She’s in a video getting her breasts touched by Allison Hannigan. I couldn’t be prouder to be an alum.
Emily > Zooey
Zooey lost hotness because she was involved with The Happening.
@Ampersand: Emily loses for being on a “CSI” clone on Fox.
So there. Neener neener.
I agree with Farthammer
Like Farthammer’s comment, the above statement is also exceptionally bold but untrue.
How did I never do the Emily/Zooey sister math? That said, I agree Emily > Zooey.
if you folks would like to stick to your (wrong) opinion that Emily > Zooey, that’s fine, more for me
@ Duke
CSI Is pure trash. Bones is produced by the person who the character is based off of, A real forensic pathologist. One who doesn’t shine lights on walls and make stupid puns followed by an oldies song.
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Emily >> Zooey.
Zooey’s ok too, in a cutesy little-girl-with-no-expressions-other-than-wide-eyed-curiosity way. But Emily’s sexy and beautiful.