One of the things I’ve never understood about other TV blogs is their tendency to write detailed recaps of shows. Who reads these? If I don’t watch a show, I don’t want to read a description of what happened, and if I do watch a show, I don’t need to read what happened BECAUSE I SAW IT ALREADY. Recaps are reruns with words instead of moving pictures.
So, with that in mind, I just wanted to provide a bulleted list of badass things that happened in last night’s “Sons of Anarchy” episode. No need for you to know plot points or character names, all you have to do is sit there and appreciate the face-rocking that occurred:
- Wife not telling husband she was gang-raped by Nazis.
- In the aftermath of a party, man sleeping on bar with stripper in 69 position on his face. Stripper unceremoniously dumped on the floor.
- Henry Rollins.
- Female porn star beaten in face (aftermath only).
- Porno shoot interrupted by motorcycle gang attacking crew with baseball bats.
- Three-way interracial gang… gun battle. People shot.
- Tom Arnold beaten up.
I talked to someone who was like, “Well, I missed the first episode, so now I’m just gonna have to wait and watch Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD.” WRONG. If you have cable and you’re not my parents you should be watching this show.
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Didn’t watch the first season. Started watching Season 2 premiere and now my DVR is set to record all.
FUCK YEAH! I gotta get S1 on DVD and figure out what the fuck is goin on though.
Missed the first episode? Hasn’t that dipshit heard of Hulu?
Tom Arnold was an excellent addition. I’m holding out hope that he eventually gets Nazi-raped.
I waited all night and it never came on A & E.
I appreciate the casting of Dayton Callie.
You missed the best part of the the guy dumping the girl on the floor, he just looks down after and goes “I love you.” Pure class. Add that to the list of things I wish I could do in real life just once, but am no where near cool enough to pull off.
Was i the only one that picked up Tig eyeing Peg Bundy at the hangout, like he knew she got raped.
Because Tig has DEFINITELY seen a raped woman before.
I’m sorry, I just can’t watch a show where Hell Boy’s second looks like the guy from Puddle of Mudd.
And Ufford your taste in programming is awesome, but I can’t get behind you on this one for the simple fact that most of the people I know who watch this show are in the Milwaukee’s Best/Nascar crowd (read: distant family members) and they like it not because its so outrageous and ground-breaking, but because “art mirrors life.” Or in their words, “dat der fella wears the same leather vest as my buddy Rim Shot.”
Tivo’d it based on your recommendations. All this shit you talked about BETTER have fucking happened! Or else…
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Love SAMCRO. It made me realize that some attractive people on TV are talented actors, but ALL unattractive people on TV are. Nobody ever hired Ron Perlman on a casting couch.
Wife not telling husband she was gang-raped by Nazis.
In the aftermath of a party, man sleeping on bar with stripper in 69 position on his face. Stripper unceremoniously dumped on the floor.
Henry Rollins.
Female porn star beaten in face (aftermath only).
Porno shoot interrupted by motorcycle gang attacking crew with baseball bats.
Three-way interracial gang… gun battle. People shot.
Tom Arnold beaten up.
Greatest bucket list ever!