Okay everybody, fasten your sweatpants. We’ve got a new trailer for Season 6 of “The Hills,” and from what I can tell it seems to be some sort of metaphor for baby chicks being ground up alive. It looks like it’s going to be another exciting season of people looking at each other while music plays — with the added dramatic twist of Spencer Pratt wearing a cowboy hat. Pardon me while I urinate on this memory of MTV playing music videos and “The State.”
I’ve got a 49-second trailer after the jump, but those of you with ironclad patience and a masochistic bent should enjoy the full two minutes of intense temple-rubbing offered up by Videogum.
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Now with hipster beards!
(Unless there’s always been a dude with a beard.)
THIS IS WHY GOD IS TRYING TO BURN L.A. DOWN
Yeah, pretty much.
“The State” on DVD. Best purchase I’ve ever made.
Good call, maybe I should start routing for the blaze.
Needs more Roker belittling them.
Makes sense, though. The cowboy hat is usually located above a horse’s ass.
I would rather take a dump in my own mouth that watch a second of the Hills.
Remember when MTV had real people on “The Real World”
They had a fucking doctor that was practicing medicine on one season.
They had a guy who graduated at the top of his university and he gave a fucing speech at his graduation.
They had an AIDS activist. They had a police officer. They had a stand up comedian and guy who was trying to be a director.
You know people that were actually trying to do something with their life.
Now it is just whores who do literally nothing.
Waiting for grammar bombs to be dropped on me.
*starts building shelter
Maybe he’s trying to find Curly’s Gold.
He does fuck a goat, so he’s kind of like a cowboy.
Speaking of Mike Judge, Idiocracy really is a glimpse into our future, courtesy of MTV.
…Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
I thought I was on filmdrunk for a second and this was a still from Oliver Stone’s dump of a film, W. Back when W was drinking, doing massive amounts of coke, and pissing off his dad…you know, the cool W.
A L.A. drive-by is an absolute must.
God’s trying to burn L.A. to the ground because Heidi posed in Playboy and DIDN’T SHOW ANY FUCKING NUDITY!!!! Ooooooooh, side boob, you;’re so reckless. How did that even happen? What was Hef thinking? Now I have no reason to even remotely enjoy her. I used to think “Man, I’d like to see her naked”. But now I just don’t care, she and her Ken doll husband can burn with the rest of the city.