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Written by Matt Ufford / 09.03.09

There’s a whole mess of short clips from the new season of “Gossip Girl,” but I chose this scene between Chuck Bass and the other rich guy because I just totally identify with the characters’ problems. My parents are so mad I skipped out on the internship in the mayor’s office! This could affect my monthly private helicopter stipend!

Listen, I’m happy to write about this show because the girls are hot and it’s set in New York, but don’t think for a second I’m actually going to watch it. Not even teenagers watch this show. The only real fans of “Gossip Girl” are women in their 20s with Tumblr accounts.

(Oh, and to whomever uploaded these to YouTube: It’s not “sneak peak,” it’s “sneak peek.” There’s no hidden mountain.)

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