As much as we all love to complain about “Saturday Night Live” not being funny, I admit that I’m happy it’s returning to the air this Saturday. As the series of video promos below will repeatedly tell you, the show will be hosted by little-known actress Megan Fox with up-and-coming indie darlings U2 as the musical guest.
There’s been a fair amount of Megan Fox fatigue/backlash on the Internet lately, largely due to the omnipresence of the monolithic turd of Transformers 2 followed by an overwhelming advertising blitz for the box-office stillborn Jennifer’s Body. A lot of people are saying, “Sure, she’s attractive, but she’s a terrible actress and her tattoos are stupid,” but I won’t go that far because, hey, maybe she’ll accidentally read this one day and I don’t want to ruin my chances. Honestly, I can’t say that she’s a bad actress because I’ve never seen her in a movie that wasn’t created by Michael Bay. And whatever, I like girls with tattoos. I’m more likely to have a chance with women who make bad decisions. (See also: your mom not going to Planned Parenthood.)
I want more like this!
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