Project Runway (Lifetime) — Rachel Bilson is the guest judge. I will adore her unapologetically forever and ever for being Summer on “The O.C.” Hey Rach, why don’t you ditch that zero Hayden Christensen and get with a real man? **winks, wipes Cheetoh dust off shirt**
Models of the Runway (Lifetime) — Did we really need a separate reality series about the models in “Project Runway”? Short answer: no. Long answer: no, not at all.
Disaster Lab (Discovery) — They named it after room where you were conceived. Ya burnt.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (ABC Family) — The original one with Gene Wilder. I don’t know why my parents let me watch this as a kid — the trippy part with the boat is DARK AS HELL.
College Football: South Carolina at N.C. State (ESPN) — Dude, ERIN ANDREWS! Get a screengrab of her in HD! Look, I can see her tongue! Just imagine what she can do with that!
Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — R. Kelly is scheduled to perform. I believe that means he’s going to sing. I hope that’s what it means.
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Project Runway (Lifetime) — Rachel Bilson is the guest judge.
I’m hoping that the challenge will be to design a set of lingerie for Rachel, who will then model it while washing my car.
/my car really needs to be washed.
Cheetos? ha ha lame…
everyone knows all the cool kids are eating cheese doodles
Actual, live, meaningful football.
tonight would be cooler if Bilson was on Kimmel and R. Kelly was a judge on Runway. Tonight’s challenge: design an 8th grade catholic school girl skirt that repels urine.
I have a cable modem, but Rachel has DSL.