How I Met Your Mother (CBS) — I think it was last week’s episode (UPDATE: or tonight’s, I dunno) that featured cat bridesmaids and Alyson Hannigan as a stripper. Thumbs up to that. In tonight’s episode, half of the episode drags along while Ted gets a story line. Then Barney says something awesome, and you feel justified for watching.
Lie to Me (Fox) — Season premiere. This is probably different from “The Mentalist” in some way, but I doubt I’ll ever bother to find out how.
Trauma (NBC) — Series premiere. Doo de doo, nothing to see here, just your typical medical drama… ON SPEED!!! Car wrecks! Helicopter crashes! Explosions and crap! First-response paramedics skateboard and drink Monster!
House (Fox) — Did you hear that the Lucy who inspired “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” just died of lupus? Dude, House and his team of doctors would have been all over that. That episode of “House” would have been over in 12 minutes.
Castle (ABC) — I think somebody actually got upset when I didn’t mention the season premiere of this. Whatever, pal.
Popzilla (MTV) — The writer for this show actually emailed me and asked me to watch the premiere (it’s on at 6:30 Eastern). He’s one of the first industry people to acknowledge that I exist. In other words, his career is pretty much over. Read a review here.
Dirty Money: The Business of High End Prostitution (CNBC) — Yahoo: “A look inside the world of escorts who service the rich and powerful.” I’d rather have a look inside the escorts. And by “look” I mean “penis.”
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This cat seriously can’t believe they made another freaking hospital drama:
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How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
My girlfriend really likes this show, but absolutely refuses to watch the new episodes because they’re on shitty CBS. She only watches the reruns on Lifetime. In other news, my girlfriend is awesome.
@ Burnsy
That’s some quality facepaw.
Also, Matt, I think that Hannigan stripper pic is from tonight’s episode. If I understand my TV blog commenter rules, I’m now supposed to chastise you for spoiling a semi-inconsequential plot point, and swear off reading this site forever, correct?
Also forgot to mention Meghan Fox is hosting SNL tonight.
Lame. That is the most I’ve seen a stipper covered up this side of a Judd Apotaw movie.
SONS OF ANARCHY IS ON A&E, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
How do you die from the right fielder in Bad News Bears?
@Stinky Pete. To be fair, homegirl did just squeeze out a baby a few months ago. Since when do heterosexual men want to look at milk-inflated post-pregnancy titties?
My girlfriend really likes this show, but absolutely refuses to watch the new episodes because they’re on shitty CBS. She only watches the reruns on Lifetime. In other news, my girlfriend is awesome.
So… CBS bad, Lifetime good?
Your girlfriend sounds mentally unstable.
“Since when do heterosexual men want to look at milk-inflated post-pregnancy titties?”
/raises hand
//gags on rubber ball
///clamps nipples
////the internet has desensitized most of us
It’s never lupus.
Fuck Lie to Me.
Bring back Moment of Truth and stop fucking with us, Fox, ya butthole.
Oh, it’s “Popzilla”? I was hoping it was “Papzilla” and chronicled the life of a gynecologist who strictly catered to large mythical beasts and other giant creatures of lore.
Warming Glow,
Give “Lie to Me” a chance, if anything for the condescending badass-ness of Tim Roth or the rockin’ bod of teammate Dr. Foster.
Meeting adjourned.
You’ve had how many Mad Men posts and then after that mind fucking episode there is nothing? What gives? I want your analysis and insight into last night’s greatness! Dammit if the internet won’t satisfy me as a surrogate for real friends and conversation where the hell else am I supposed to get it? Facebook? I need this damn you! After all, when it comes down to it, who’s really writing this blog anyway?
My unbelievably cool wife just ordered a lapdance with Stripper Lily. So if you need me, I’ll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room.
Normally, “Alyson Hannigan as a stripper” is the kind of thing I can get behind (about 8 inches behind to be exact) but somehow they made her look like Bette Midler. That . . . that ain’t right.
I’m wiff Enrico on this one. SAMCRO uber alles bitches!
Lie to Me would be watchable if it wasn’t for Tim Roth’s shoulder hunch. That and the lead woman’s haircut. They look like two Sesame Street characters trying to spell “IT” when they’re next to each other.