I can’t begin to explain why I find this hilarious, but three seconds of security camera footage of a deer running through a Detroit cafe looped and set to Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” is absolutely killing me. I think it’s because I see the deer as the protagonist in the song. Some of the lyrics:
I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
I hope that deer makes in showbiz! Don’t let go of your dreams! You can DOE it!
[Buzzfeed]
And the original news story (via Hot Clicks):
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Miley Cyrus is why all kids should be killed.
Don’t panic, just shine your headlights at him. Stops ‘em every time.
The deer must have been looking for Paula Dean.
That was the weirdest damn pit bull those guys ever seen.
@Tim – you talking about the deer or Billy Ray?
am i pretty enough? those big Hollywood agents can be so conVENISONing!
D’oh!
A deer!
A female deer!
@PaleHos – Mere headlights – even brights – cannot reign in Billy Ray if he’s rocking a mullet of this magnitude:
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Not really TV related, are we?
@bonk , it waaaas on the news, though
@ bonk
Not really welcome around here, are we?
Um, why was everyone in that cafe acting like the deer was a lion or something?
It’s a deer, it runs into you. Instead everyone is getting out of the way like it will kill them.
I’d totally bone that pregnant waitress.
I just love that everybody runs in fear from the man-eating doe.
´hilarious.
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I’m starting to worry that only about half of Matt’s posts are animal-related. Can we bump that up to three-quarters?
I demand more misbehaved ruminants and leporids in clothes!
@Niko – “The movie follows a female Interpol agent who manipulates an American tourist into helping her catch an international criminal who is also her ex-lover”
Damn it. Where’d I put the Zoloft…
Movin my hoofs like yeah