The Emily-versus-Zooey Deschanel civil war will have a chance to rage on in the Warming Glow comments once again, as 
“I do know that Emily’s sister is going to be on the next episode, which is exciting,” [David Boreanaz said]. “I think she’s going to play Emily’s cousin. It’s a whole relationship thing that’s going on now with us and it continues to grow and grow and get crazy.”
Frankly, this whole battle over which Deschanel sister is hotter is tearing our comments section apart. Let’s allow cooler heads to prevail and settle this once and for all: I would make out with either Deschanel sister. And if it helps heal these wounds, I’d even do it with both at the same time. Um, so if any Fox representatives are reading this, please pass that along to the Deschanels and have them get back to me, because… ya know… *gunfingaz*
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DesSisFlaWa!
/Deschanel Sister Flame War
They can unite on MY bone.
Oh, was that joke too easy? Whatever, I was leaving anyway.
But if you had to make out with Boreanez to achieve the double Des makeout, would you?
What’s so civil about war, anyway?
/hopes “Unite” means “Make out”
They can unite on my bo…aww dammit.
@Enrico: I don’t think so. I’ve still got plenty of totally non-gay Whedon-love for David Boreanaz, but there’s just something about him that makes me think that he’d have bad breath.
/prefers Zooey
Props for the hover text on the inset image.
@Enrico Yeah, I think he’d be cool about it.
Well, it looks like I’m finally going to have to tune in for an episode of this show.
/Because Zooey is hotter, you see…
//YOU HEAR THAT, BITCHES??!!!
///Gains some perspective, beats off to porn star post instead…
I didn’t know katy perry was a deschanel secretly.
Emily for the win.
I’d tit-fuck Emily, then blow my load in Zooey’s eyes. Best of both worlds!
Emily all the way. I think Zooey is as weird and hippiesh as most of her characters- probably doesn’t shave… anything.
They’re both pretty cute, but Bones sucks so I’ll change the deschannel…
Can some one tell me why the fuck her character is called “Bones?” What the fuck is that about? That should be the name of a CI in a 1970′s cop drama. Never mind, I don’t care. Oh and Zooey wins because she was on Weeds and is Abumchuck approved.