DOG HUMPING A TIGER? DOG HUMPING A TIGER.

Polanksi: “C’MON YOU TWO! GET YOUR PAWS DIRTY!”

YOUR RDA OF LINKS:

Nicole Eggert is tubby, funny. Props to the “Baywatch” star for being able to laugh at her body — I admit, I laughed during the slow-motion jiggle. But I think stating that women are allowed to gain weight sends a dangerous message. Dangerously unsexy. [Funny or Die]

Et tu, Barack? Obama endorses a George Lopez talk show. No, I’m serious. [Best Week Ever]

Five TV Show Casts that Should Reunite. This didn’t make the list, but I think a Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera-era “Mickey Mouse Club” would be a good call, actually. Timberlake and Aguilera could perform a great number while Britney smoked cigarettes while eating ice cream from the container. Gallon, not pint. [Asylum]

Sure, why not? Dog lingerie. That is all. [Urlesque]

Finally, some exposure for Barack Obama. National Geographic has received permission to film the president’s daily life in the White House over a four-month period. The special will air late next year. [C21Media]