Eva Amurri, the actress who in the last week has gone from “Susan Sarandon’s daughter” to “Dear Jesus I wanna stick my face in ‘em” thanks to a nude scene as a stripper in “Californication,” co-hosted G4′s “Attack of the Show” last night. She didn’t magically make “AOTS” entertaining, but there are definitely long stretches in the video below where I can just tune out the rest of the world and gaze longingly at the screen. It’s a nice way to sit in a hazy stupor until I find my ether-sniffin’ rag.
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If Eva worked for a government firm, Al Franken would have been shot.
Awesome tits aside, Californication sort of sucks this season.
@Enrico – you can never just set “awesome tits aside.” They make the world go around.
That said, to paraphrase a Susan Sarandon movie, “Eva’s got a million-dollar body and 5 cent face.”
Hey, where did all the nasty political stuff go? Who wants to see tits? Borrrring!
I’ve never been one to be choosy, as I am a beggar, but there’s something off about her… sorta like the hot female aliens on Star Trek TV shows.
Wait, Eva Amurri was on AotS last night and they didn’t have Olivia Munn there with her to do one of her little fake lesbian teases?? EPIC FAIL.
I guess for the moment the two of them will only fulfill their secret desire for each other in my sick, sick dreams.
TUCK YOUR FUCKING SHIRT IN! Distracting me from the boobs.
AOTS is always entertaining. The skits totally own anything on SNL on a regular basis. Plus, Olivia Munn is hot.
Speaking of hot, I wanna like Eva but when she’s not all slutted up as a stripper, her face and voice make her the spitting image of that tree-hugging hag of a mother. Awesome tits, though. She’ll go far just on them alone.
I don’t see anything at all wrong with her face. I think it fits her body perfectly, honestly. And so do I. I fit her body perfectly, I would fit inside her so well…
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She must be a great stripper. Those are $140 panties.
/Agent Provocatuered
Anybody care that she botched the URL for her OWN network? She said “showtime (or shotime).com” which are both dead sites? It’s actually just sho.com? What? Tits? Who cares? I know.