Last night, in one of the better “Daily Show” segments I’ve seen in some time, Wyatt Cenac examined how the crappy economy has affected the rap industry and related businesses by sitting down with Slim Thug and helping him downsize his posse. And as much as I’d love to go on and on examining the humorous disconnect between hip-hop culture and white-collar consulting*, there’s not much I can add that will top the list of Slim Thug’s expenditures in June 2009:
*I would not like to do that. At all.
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“Rim Polisher” isn’t what I think it is, right?
Sorry, but any smart rapper knows that your shark tank upkeep should be equivalent to your Scarface merchandise. Especially when it comes to your shark’s machine guns.
What does a Courvoisier do?
Actually, I think that’s fairly low for expenditures on Scarface merchandise. Only Jesus and Obama are more popular in the hood than Tony Montana.
Hermes Toilet Paper? Please, Jay-Z uses Zeus Toilet Paper.
Hey, you know, that’s fine. Didn’t want to watch it anyway, sounds dumb.
*Sob*
Not the skrilla!
How did “food for pit bulls” not make the list?
7 figures on throwback jerseys…hilarious.
/puts on Heath Shuler jersey
Spending that much on throwbacks is ignorant, Heehee Jamoone
“How did “food for pit bulls” not make the list?”
Cuz if ya’ feed ‘em, dey won’ be mean.
why just switching to a Fiji water bidet will save yo ass over $10,000 a month!
Those “NFL Legacy Collection” commercial are apparently effective.