SCORE! ‘PAPER PLANES’ WITH CATS AND DOGS!

I apologize that this isn’t TV-related content, but — wait. No. I don’t apologize. This trumps any and all TV news at the moment, and if you don’t like it then you weren’t welcome here in the first place.

Last week, for whatever reason — probably a combination of recreational drugs and ADHD — I mentioned that I wanted to hear a version of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” in which the telltale gunshots and cash register chime were replaced with the sounds of dogs barking and cats screeching.

And because the Internet is a beautiful place, two different Warming Glow readers sent in versions of the soundtrack to my fever dream. Reader Jesse M. created the more polished of the two tracks, which I then shared with the spectacular Amanda Dobbins, who created the video above for Buzzfeed. Thanks, Internet acquaintances! Tell your bosses I said you could take the rest of the week off!