THESE BUNNIES WANT YOU TO GAMBLE

If you don’t live in New York, you’ve probably met someone from there who’s acted like it’s the center of the universe and told you it’s so great because of the culture and the food and the frenetic pace of life and the delicious smell of their own farts. But what you’re really missing out on if you don’t live in New York is the New York Lotto “Sweet Millions” commercials. You may remember the ad with the puppies in pajamas, but this one with bunnies at a county fair might be even better. Bunnies in teacups? Check. Bunnies on a slide? Check. Bunnies in bumper cars? Check. Bunny in a cow costume? Check. Bunny on a unicycle? Oh you better believe there’s a bunny on a unicycle.

With ads like this it doesn’t even matter what the product is. It could be for a bunny grinder that makes rabbit sausage, and I’d be all, “I have to get one! I’m gonna make the cutest sausage ever!”