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Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are to appear on Friday’s live episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show”. They had me at “Mike Tyson” and “live episode”. This is the first time Tyson and Holyfield will meet in 12 years, dailymail reports. Last time they met Tyson bit off part of Holyfield’s right ear.
I heard if you stare intently into Mike Tyson’s eyes for 60 seconds then close your eyes, you’ll see the face of God. Unfortunately, no intrepid reporter has yet to make it past 8 seconds before getting bit in the face. The legend remains a mystery. And for no reason at all, here’s a video of Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown doing the monster mash on Jimmy Kimmel Live:
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And then Dr. Phil will burst in and say MAYBE YOUR EAR ADDICTION IS A FEAR AFFLICTION
To be fair, it IS a graveyard smash.
If you need a reason to watch Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown do the Monster Mash, I don’t think we can be friends. Some things exist for their own sake.