Mad Men (AMC) — I miss the days of Joan running things at the office, oozing sex everywhere and maybe getting raped on the office floor. I don’t like this trend of me hoping she shows up in an episode. It makes me look needy. (image via)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) — Christian Slater exacts revenge upon Larry. Followed by “Bored to Death,” which I will still watch for reasons I can’t quite explain.
Sunday Night Football (NBC) — Colts at Titans. It seemed like a good idea before the season, when the Titans were supposed to be good. Upside: potential Vince Young sighting.
Army Wives (Lifetime) — Season finale. I spent 26 years of my life around military families, and I can assure you that Army wives don’t look anything like that.
Leave it to Lamas (E!) — Series premiere. Still not as interesting as “Leave it to Llamas.”
Family Guy (Fox) — Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase lend their voices to the characters who move into Cleveland’s house. “That’s awesome!” said someone living in 1986.