Monday Night Football: Packers at Vikings (ESPN) — It’s the perfect storm of ESPN annoying the hell out of you: Brett Favre on Monday Night Football playing for his longtime hated rival against his former team during the same week that the league is promoting breast cancer awareness, an illness that his wife Deanna survived. If you need somewhere to vent, I’ll be hanging out at the live-blog on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
Gossip Girl (CW) — Hilary Duff and Tyra Banks co-star. Duff gets a multi-episode arc as a Hollywood starlet at NYU who becomes Dan’s love interest, while Tyra’s just there to annoy with her continued omnipresence.
Sherri (Lifetime) — Finally, someone has given one of the hosts of “The View” her own sitcom. Next up: Elizabeth Hasselbeck in the Ann Coulter biopic!
Heroes (NBC) — Is Hayden Pantysomething kissing girls yet? Wake me when she does.
Lie to Me (Fox) — Last week I compared it to “The Mentalist,” but it’s really more like “House” if Dr. House put his lie-detector skills towards solving crimes instead of RISKING HIS PATIENT’S LIFE!!
CSI: Miami (CBS) — Cheryl Ladd and Tia Carrere guest star in an episode where Horatio Caine and company investigate the mysterious deaths of three volleyball players. “Looks like our murder rate… *sunglasses* …just had a spike.”
I want more like this!
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