SITE NEWS: I gotta bounce early today to catch a flight. These other stories’ll have to get you through the remainder of the day.
Fe-lyin’ around, cat-chin’ some rays. Hey, it was either those puns or “look at these lazy pussies.” Anyway: the very best of cats chillin’. [Buzzfeed]
From Fox News to the Onion News Network. Suzanne Sena used the credibility gained as an anchor at Fox News to land a gig reading fake news. Video at the link. [Mediabistro]
Honest content warnings for HBO shows. The more ridiculous the show, the better the warnings. [College Humor]
Mother Nature’s Punch-Out. Animals fighting, boxing commentary, and the music to Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. The pieces don’t exactly fit together perfectly, but I approve of the interspecies animal fighting. [Asylum]
And now, a special guest reaction from Jason Stackhouse (click for animated .GIF): ABC.com will have a “Grey’s Anatomy” web series. [B&C]
Now THAT’S thorough. A monster list of 475 marathons and holiday-related programming from now through the end of the month. [TV Tango]
Five-dollar footlongs for everyone! NBC has announced the start date for the upcoming 19-episode season of “Chuck.” [Ausiello Files]
Death, taxes, and advertising. TiVo and Coors have struck a deal to show Coors banner ads to users who try to skip commercials on NFL broadcasts. At least my DVR is still safe. [Ad Age]
WTF, Al Roker? Check out Roker’s Sunday Night Football weather forecast. A little uninged, yes, but I like the enthusiasm. [Back Porch]
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Leaving early to catch a flight? Two tickets to paradise?
Are you reenacting the end of “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” where they fly around the country beating up people who had disparaged them on the Internet?
I hope so. Look out Matt #2.
/”How Many People Wanna Kick Some Ass?”
I think he’s flying to Hollywood to help produce this Grey’s Anatomy web series!
I am absolutely going to write a children’s book about the birds & the bees and call it “Holocaust Nudity.”
During last nights episode of IASIP, when Dee’s face painted boyfriend said, “I like turtles”, is there any doubt it was a reference to this kid?
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What, too good to post from the boarding-gate waiting area?
I’m sorry, but did you use “Fox News” and “credibility” in the same sentence?