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Oh man. These pictures of Katie Couric are why blogs were invented. As a human being, I feel badly that these harmless and fun photos of her at a wedding (or somesuch) in 2006 will be blown up and taken out of context and used to discredit her. As a blogger, WOO HOO! CHECK OUT THIS COUGAR’S MOVES! Shake it, baby! Yeah, work that ass!
I’d like to go on record and say that I would totally hit that. I feel kind of bad objectifying a news anchor like that, but to be fair, I’d want Brian Williams to watch.
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I see you, baby/Shakin’ that ass/What?/Shakin’ that ass
I bet she stinks of champagne and stale cigarette smoke in those pics, which is hot.
Hey, you can’t “feel badly,” unless you’re saying your ability to feel isn’t working. You feel bad.
What’s the big deal? All she’s doing is giving me boners…
I will now watch the CBS Nightly News. Good job CBS marketing department!
Someone please do a slideshow of these photos to the Alpa Chino booty sweat song.
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Oh yeah, she’s a naughty girl. She wants it BAD. If only I had been at this wedding, we would have slipped into a coat closet or bathroom stall and….
/blacks out as blood rushes away from brain towards penis
Holy fuck! I can’t tell if I should be crying and sucking my thumb or jerking off!!!
*does both just to be safe*
Walter Cronkhite looked better in that cocktail dress.
Pic #3. Katie’s thinking of the children.
I’d want Dan Rather to narrate me boning her.
/Whoa…that is one.hot.tamale. Vagina. I meant to say…vagina.
Surely you jest…I’m under cardiac arrest Shawty!!
God damn it, thanks for nothing! Now I want to have sex with Katie Couric.
The Stark truth is … she looks mighty fun and tasty … Hot as fire … good for her … I DEFINITELY would … Definitely … Love me, Katie
There I go again saluting katies peekaboo thighs!
Good use of the Cougar Town tag.
She’s on very thin ice…very thin ice…
Gotta Love Cougers
I’m sure she LOVES to kiss her ankels
Someone tell me….Why oh Why must I keep jerkin off