LINKS: THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA VOMIT

I had pretty limited access to the Internet from Friday through Monday, so there’s been a lot of stuff I haven’t been able to shine my little warming glow on. Well, that ends now, as I’m gonna chug several ounces of Ipecac and projectile vomit links and videos until my RSS feed is empty. Ready? Let’s do it.

Top Five Legal Drug Videos. Not only does it feature the hilarious vomitpalooza above, but there’s also Vin Diesel on helium. Delightful. [Urlesque]

You mean the guys on ‘Entourage’ are like the guys on ‘Entourage’? No way. Jeremy Piven’s Ari Gold constantly abuses Lloyd on the HBO “comedy” for being gay and Asian. In real life, everyone in the cast abuses the guy who plays Lloyd for being gay and Asian. [TMZ]

It’s not the real life. It is just fantasy. Muppets performing “Bohemian Rhapsody.” That’s a WIN. [Nerdist]

That’s some solid pop art right there. Check out “Springfield Still Life,” a Simpsons-influenced piece of art that’s available in T-shirt form. [My Modern Met]

For the woman who’s too grown up for Twilight. Vampire Bill and Vampire Eric figurines, available next July to hold near your crotch while you watch the new season of “True Blood.” [Pop Wrap]

Twenty-five years of Oprah shouting celebrities’ names, via Jezebel:

Louis CK looks into making a sex tape, via City of Films:

Quagmire goes off on Brian, via Buzzfeed:

(I like this one because (A) Brian being Seth MacFarlane’s liberal mouthpiece is part of the reason I no longer watch “Family Guy,” and (B) Jesus H, do I hate Catcher in the Rye.)