Matronly Squirrel disapproves of these floozies’ attention-grabbing pose.
Blake Lively, star of “Gossip Girl” and a particularly vivid recurring sex dream I have, will host the December 5th episode of “Saturday Night Live.”
The immediate concern here might be, “Uh oh, pretty girl alert — this could be a disaster like the January Jones episode,” but I’m optimistic. Lively appeared in a digital short when James Franco hosted, and she and Jimmy Fallon put together a pretty solid skit when she was on “Late Night” this week. She seems pretty down to earth with passable comic timing, so I think it could be a good episode. Assuming, that is, that the “SNL” writers don’t mail it in — aw, crap. They’re gonna mail it in, aren’t they? Damn. Guess I’ll have to resort to ogling her glorious cans. Which was really my plan from the start anyway.
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What you have here is “Lively” debate over SNL.
/pats self on back like Dangerous Danny Davis
This should be enough to get me to stop singing “po-litical wi-illlll” under my breath over and over again.
That picture represents the best re-interpretation of “The Fox and the Hound” I’ve even seen.
Matronly squirrel wonders why Leighton Meester can’t be more like that nice girl, Blake Lively, and has to go around giving boys those whory footjobs.
*Leighton yells, “MOM!!” and slams bedroom door shut
I really wish the Mayo Clinic would get back to me with a price estimate on that elective surgery to make my cock look like a piece of licorice…
@WWSM – the last girl you dated told me you just needed to paint it red. Hey-oh.
/sorry – the setup was too easy. (Just like your sister.)
I agree. She seems very down to earth based on scripted televised appearances.
Farthammer: I said that because I didn’t want to link to every late-night appearance she’s ever done. But since you want to nitpick with me editing for length:
[www.hulu.com]
[www.youtube.com]