CORRECTION: Adam Ant. This is still not okay.
Dude. I don’t even know where to begin. I’ll try to break this down into simple sentences in order to grasp it better.
Donny Osmond is on “Dancing with the Stars.” He danced a pasa doble to a terrible cover of Dead or Alive’s “You Spin Me Around (Like a Record).” He did this in a nightmarish Michael Jackson costume. This costume included sideburns and lipstick smeared on his face. Michael Jackson did not wear lipstick or have sideburns, that I know of. He also did not have a heart STAMPED ONTO HIS FOREHEAD SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL???? Why? What are you thinking? Where is this a good idea? You’re a human being, you can exercise your free will to NOT look like zombie tranny undead love child of Tim Curry and Michael Jackson while LATOYA CLAPS FOR THIS MONSTROSITY. Am I on peyote again?
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Matt, I’m thinking he was going for an Adam Ant look and not Michael Jackson?
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He’s actually dressed as Adam Ant. Just count your lucky stars they didn’t do him up as Pete Burns from Dead or Alive. Now that’s truly terrifying.
btw, blame the fact I grew up in the 80′s that I knew Donny Osmond was going for the Adam Ant look.
Credit Donny Osmond with having a deep enough pop cultural knowledge base that he can answer the question “who looks gayer than Donny Osmond?”
Adam Ant makes sense, as a Mormon I’m pretty sure he don’t drink and don’t smoke.
Adam Ant is the son of actor Stelen Skarsgaard.
Speaking of Donnie Osmond: [tinyurl.com]
He only went on Dancing With The Stars after being denied entry to House’s 80′s party.
Looks more like Gary Glitter to me…but that could be because I’m balls deep in a ten year old Thai boy right now.
Upstate Underdog – Did I tell you your wonderful? I miss you. Yes I do.
I am secure enough in my masculiniyt to admit that I watch this show even while Monday Night Football is on (Lord Help Me) but why the fuck is Latoya in the office every god damn week. Bitch get a job
I prefer Ku Klux Klam to Adam Ant, personally.