This little girl on “The Today Show” reacts just like I did the one time a girl asked me out in 1998. Coincidentally, that date reacted the same way when I dropped my pants, which I thought was more than a little cruel. I think having a diamondback pattern tattooed there is pretty clever.
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I bet she has a rash on her pussy.
I once had a girl ask me out and I reacted like the rain man when he around hot water in a bathtub.
A tattoo of Luis Gonzalez in 2002 is hardly a “diamondback pattern”
Thank God there was an Aries Spears video link after this.
She acted the same way when they narrowed down her dads to 3
I react that way every time I remember Al Roker is still on TV.
Anyone else want to smack this kid around or is it just me?
I’m guessing the kid’s only competition in the contest was the stool she was sitting on, seeing how there was no one else in the studio. Sharp as a tack, that one.