“Data, get me a cat scan.”
The video below consists of scenes from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” re-dubbed with random-ass lines that match the movement of the actors’ mouths. This is the kind of instant Internet classic that provokes two reactions: (1) You will either be confounded and bewildered, and find it kind of dumb, or (2) you will think it’s brilliant and laugh your ass off. If you’re among the latter group, congratulations, you’re one of the cool kids. You’re welcome to come play in my sandbox any time. Yes, that’s a metaphor. No, it’s not sexual. Don’t touch me.
[via Fark]
BONUS: Now with Jean-Luc Picard gay innuendo!
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“ARE YOU READY FOR PANDA RAPE”
I’ve been reading this blog for months, trying to contribute witty comments or a periodic link, just WAITING to be invited to a panda rape, and you finally pop the question the day after I gave up hope and threw out my panda raping gear (harness, frat boy panda suit, GHB soaked bamboo, etc.).
*sighs wistfully*
I guess we’re just star-crossed panda rapers.
Ufford is not allowed to go into the deep end of his sandbox.
I sure could use some apple juice!
Pretty funny, but probably the kind of internet meme that will grow old quickly.
Son, I am NOT disappoint!
It’s pretty funny if you read the post’s headline like the “are you ready for some football?” intro from MNF.
Data: “You crazy!”
That made my day.
I guess I’m cool then, cause that’s going on the ole’ Facebook page. Good find.
I’m here for the gangbang?
It wasn’t terrible, but it was a little underwhelming. This kind of thing has been done before, and more effectively.
The Irish did a whole tv series based on that concept.
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The parts where Picard reloads when he adjusts his uniform…priceless.
Who knew LeVar Burton sounded so much like Robert Plant?
I’m for panda rape, though.
God that got old real fast.
Reminds me of those GI Joe voice-over vids I didn’t get either because I have a functioning brain