I can hardly keep up with the developments in the Tiger Woods story, what with the first alleged extramarital floozy denying any illicit connection to Tiger and a new alleged extramarital floozy — one who was on “Tool Academy,” of all shows — popping up in the news today.
What this story desperately needs — even more than sexy pictures of Rachel Uchitel — is a digital hypothetical recreation of last Friday’s lovers’ quarrel that led to the now-famous Cadillac crash. Oh, and I’d like it to be on Chinese television. Internet, make it so:
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He looks like fucking OJ! Where’s Kato?
This is why God made the internet.
It’s like watching “Trapped in the Closet” in Chinese. Where’s the midget and the gay dude?
H’mm. I wonder how long it will be before we get a variant on the old Nike advert with a bunch* of sluts claiming, “I fucked Tiger Woods!”
*collective noun for sluts? A strumpet?
That would be harem…or Harlem. Your pick.
God Bless those Chinese… Cancer would be a memory right now if they actually focused their collective energy on it…and if they valued human life.
! … leaked footage of tiger woods pga tour 2010 ?!
Yul Brenner granted your one wish…now comes the sodomy
I can’t wait to play “Sims: Tiger Woods Domestic Dispute”!!!
Totally unrealistic…Tiger would never drive a mini-van.