JACK BAUER INTERROGATES SANTA

It’s a pretty slow news day in the television world, which should come as  no surprise, as all the Jews that run Hollywood are off enjoying Hannukkah.

I kid, I kid. But in the Jewish holiday spirit — which is to say, anti-Christmas — here’s a video of Jack Bauer interrogating Santa Claus from Rebel Christmas Card (via Buzzfeed). For a second here, you might be worried that Jack’s gonna cut out Santa’s eyes, but don’t worry: there’s a happy ending. Well, happy for me, anyway. Watching Kiefer Sutherland cry always cheers me up.