Here’s the full-length Victoria’s Secret ad that Michael Bay directed. It’s been on a bunch of other websites recently (including FilmDrunk), but I’d hate for something that features supermodels, lingerie, and explosions to get excluded from Warming Glow’s historical record. Supermodels, lingerie, and explosions is why I got into writing in the first place. Writing, and also masturbating.
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I just had an explosion in my pants.
if someone else has marisa miller, then i got first dibs on bay… i mean kerr
Needs more Gilly!!!
How can I simultaneously hate and admire one man so much?
That commercial is an embarrassment. Everyone know you have to have at least one foot in contact with the ground when the you make contact with the cue.
/closes rule book
/chalks cue
/loses $500
Michael Bay never met a lily he didn’t gild. The Agent Provocateur ad featuring Kylie Minogue on a mechanical bull is how you advertise lingerie.
Roland Emmerich’s lingerie commercial features Heidi Klum collapsing into the Pacific.
Wow. Does this mean we are FINALLY done with low-budget reality TV commercials?
All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAH
Dumb bitch meet mr floor