Season 4 of “Big Love” premieres January 10th on HBO, and although I can’t watch the show (I have an allergy to Chloe Sevigny that turns me into stone if I look at her), I have to admit: the new trailer here makes the coming season look pretty awesome. Much better than 
“Bulldoze the compound! Prosecute ALL polygamists!”
There is nothing NOT awesome about that line. If I could go back in time and answer my first-grade teacher’s question about what I wanted to be when I grew up, I’d definitely say, “Whatever job allows me to command the bulldozing of a compound.” (My answer back then: “Either the President or a bus driver.” I had both big and little dreams. And a cool bus driver.)
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Chloe Sevigny’s face looks like farts.
my big love group would be…
rashida jones, sofia vergara, and elisha cuthbert
Chloe may look like the female version of Julian Tavarez, but I’ve seen video of her swallowing and that is always awesome.
DT, mine would be Alyssa Milano, Emily Deschanel and Olivia Wilde.
Alyssa for her MILFiness, Emily for her cans, and Olivia for her looks.
I would never get out of bed.
My Big Love group:
Katy Perry, Christina Hendricks & Mary-Louise Parker.
My body would run out of jizz by the 2nd week. I’d cum in puffs of air like a bicycle pump.
actually… i dunno i might have to cycle in carla gugino…
solid solid body, and she is aging well