I don’t get to hang out with the cool kids because I’m not big on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” but I figure some of you “Curb” fans will enjoy this collection of profane tirades by Susie Greene, the verbally abusive wife of Larry David’s manager played by Susie Essman. Obviously, this video has NSFW language, but it’s just what the doctor ordered if what you need today is to listen to six minutes of a shrill-voiced harpy swearing. It’s not really my thing. Not outside the bedroom, anyway.
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not huge on Curb either, but that Seinfeld reunion show was pretty solid
Is it just me or does Jeff Garlin really suck?
She gets a lot of play for the “Fuck you, you car wash cunt” line during the epic swearing in the restaurant scene, but by far that scene’s best line was delivered by the old dude…
“Boy-cock, girl-cock, e-i-e-i-o.”
Hey, want to spend 30 minutes with some deeply unpleasant people who do dumb shit for inexplicable reasons? Watch “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”
No wonder she wanted that part, she only had to memorize 10 words max.
I’ll love to eat that woman, marone!