The Sing-Off (NBC) — Miniseries premiere. Nick Lachey hosts another singing competition (because, you know, “Clash of the Choirs” was such a timeless television classic). This time, it’s a capella groups, and if the video above of them gang-raping the sublime beauty of Queen and David Bowie’s “Under Pressure” doesn’t make you want to put your fist through an NBC executive’s trachea, you and I probably can’t be friends.
The Closer (TNT) — Kyra Sedgwick gets all the coffee she wants.
Men of a Certain Age (TNT) — Apparently this is pretty decent, but I’m not sure I can bring myself to watch a Ray Romano show on TNT. But I’ll try to check it out. If I remember. Which I probably won’t.
Cake Boss (TLC) — The Long Island Hell’s Angels ask for a cake, destroying every badass stereotype about motorcycle clubs that “Sons of Anarchy” worked so hard to create.
Jennifer Hudson: I’ll Be Home for Christmas (ABC) — Thanks, but I didn’t ask.
Monday Night Football (ESPN) — Woof: 49ers at Cardinals. No KSK live-blog for that crap factory.
NHL Hockey (Vs.) — Sabers at Canadians. I took the liberty of Americanizing the teams’ names. How aboot that?
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The Sing-Off – figured this was merely a weak-ass way to capitalize on the success of Glee. But without Jane Lynch, why bother?
If this show isn’t sponsored by The Gap, I’ll eat my hat…
“Jennifer Hudson: I’ll Be Home for Christmas”
Um, yeah. Wasn’t she the one who had like half of her family get murdered in Chicago a while back?
I’m just saying, if I were her, this special would be called, “Danger Guerrero: F That, Y’all Can Come To Me.”
“Jennifer Hudson: I’ll Be Home for Christmas”
Exactly, DG, it could be a lonely one for Lardo.
/hates Romano as well
//actually enjoyed that show though
I don’t know what you’re talking about, broseph. That’s gonna be a pretty good game.
RE Men of a Certain Age: Don’t expect too much. I want to like this show, but I barely made it through last week’s episode.
Speaking of crap factory, you should probably change you pillow cases.
/Bitter niners fan.
//Still remembers the glory days
///and glory holes.
At least hockey has been acknowledged. Us Canadiens will take it, eh?
Don’t diss a capella, it’s awesome, those groups have been around longer than Glee has been on the air. Go SoCal VoCals!
Vince – you a Niners fan? Me too! Totally live in the Bay Area. Call me.
/he won’t call
@Farthammer @Vince Filmdrunk
Another Niners fan here. Hey Matt, stop pissing off your readership!
No mention at all today of the awesomeness that was the Dexter season finale last night? That episode raped my mind and ate my children. I call shenanigans on you sir…SHENANIGANS!!!!
I could never stay mad at Matt.
/tells everyone he fell down the stairs and got a black eye
but….the Sabres are American…
I wish to now stab my ears with knitting needles so as to release my poor grey matter from the punishment that is that fucking shit.
Apparently Matt didn’t know WTF he was talking about regarding the Niners-Cardinals game. Warner and the Cards’ epic dismantlement by the San Fran D? No, that wasn’t worthwhile at all.
Yes, it sucks, but look at the bright side… which is haha fuck you Mormon girls – being forced to sing a song originally written by a gay man. Looks like you’re moving down a level of heaven!
Yea
PigFace Joe:
I concur. Best show on television. Apparently Matt doesn’t get that channel.
I’ll allow this editing of the Sabres and Canadiens, but if you ever turn the Maple Leafs into the Maple Leaves I’ll have to cut you.