Die-hard fans of ABC’s lost are currently circulating a petition calling for Disneyland to overhaul its Tom Sawyer Island and re-make it as a “Lost” attraction. The present incarnation is an unholy mash-up of pirate crap and old Disney movies like Swiss Family Robinson, so this is actually one of the less harebrained things cooked up by “Lost” fans.
The wishful thinkers behind the petition are making it easy for Disney [which of course owns ABC]: As the OC Weekly points out, the organizers even suggest components to the ride, including ruins, a smoke monster, Jacob’s cabin, and a submarine ride. Clearly, a lot of thought has gone into this plea to let “Lost” live. [Yahoo]
Sounds pretty good to me. The only thing I’d add is a cage where I can have sex with Evangeline Lilly. Oh, and children should be attacked by polar bears and kidnapped. You’ve got to keep it faithful to the source material, you know?