Happy New Year, y’all. To celebrate, here’s Kathy Griffin’s little F-bomb slip-up on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show. And as much as I don’t like Kathy Griffin’s unfunny fag-haggery, I do kind of enjoy watching Anderson Cooper try to put up with her.
Anyway, good riddance to 2009 and that whole decade that we don’t really have a good name for. My New Year’s resolutions are as follows: (1) stop being so nice to everyone, (2) stop working so hard, and (3) crush more ass. Oh yeah, number two is already in effect.
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And don’t forget 4) SCARF SHOPPING!!!
anderson cooper is rumored to be a gay man, kathy griffin is an obnoxious “comedienne” who claims to be a friend of the gays… how could this possibly go wrong?
Happy New Year, Glowers. Get ready to rock out with your respective gender-appropriate animals out.
5.) Discover a way to do Jaegerbombs through my dickhole!
6.) Take some of that me time everyone is talking about by watching the snooki punch .gif for 10 minutes every day.
“crush more ass” should be a lifetime resolution.
Thats two years in a row she did something like this. Last year she screamed at someone about sucking dick at their workplace. Shes predictable. And Pointless. And Sexless. And a fucking knot in the ass hair of life. Fuck her. Happy New Year
“(2) stop working so hard”
Funny that is my resolution, too and since I come here to not work, one of us is gonna have to give, please don’t force me to start reading Perez
I’m not 100% sure, but I think she MAY have had plastic surgery too
Why does CNN have a NYE show? And who would watch that when there is a perfectly good Dick Clark to laugh at just a few channels over.
At least it’s not Fox News, they’d blame New Years Eve on a left wing conspiracy and STILL make it more insipid than Dick Clark & CNN combined.