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More Golden Globes coverage. Yes yes, I get your double entendres about “golden globes” and “red carpet.” Let’s be honest: the cleavage is amazing, but Christina Hendricks’s dress is horribly ugly. Which is why I’d happily remove it from her. There are more pictures of Hendricks at the bottom of the post (and of Warming Glow favorites Olivia Wilde and Lisa Edelstein), but first you have to  look through all the other TV stuff that’s been going on. It’s all going in the link dump because I want to get at least half the day off. [FilmDrunk]

Saturday Night Live discussion here. Sigourney Weaver hosted. There was a Conan-Leno sketch. The Ting Tings performed. Did you like it? I don’t care. [Hulu]

NBC: the biggest a-holes that ever gaped. When Conan leaves, NBC is going to keep the intellectual property like In the Year 3000, the Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear. It remains unclear NBC owns Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. [The Hollywood Reporter]

I loved her in ‘Viper.’ How not to win the ladies over: display freakish knowledge of “Baywatch” supporting characters. [Steel Clink Alcatraz]

Words in bold go here. Not the finest work from the graphics team. [Gothamist]

An improvement, I’d say. Heidi Montag had ten different plastic surgery procedures in one day, including “revisions’ to previous plastic surgeries. She looks a lot better, in that she know longer looks like Heidi Montag. [HuffPo]

While we’re playing around in the past: Read Conan O’Brien’s 1993 Op-Ed trashing Conan O’Brien’s performance on “Late Night.” [New York Times]

In case you missed it: “Jersey Shore” acted out by little kids. [Radar]

‘Treme’ premiere date set! April 11th. Mark your calendars. Cancel your appointments. [Variety]