WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
So this was a fun scene from Sunday night’s “24.” You can try to guess what happens next, or you can skip to the bottom and watch the video, but in case you’re a little slow, I’m gonna walk you through the steps here:
It’s not easy being a henchman. Sure, there are perks like women and drugs and unregistered hand guns, but there’s no dental plan. And paying taxes quarterly as an independent contractor is a real bitch.
The tragic flaw of a hired goon: they’re never quite smart enough to assemble the pieces as quickly as they need to in order to perform their duties.
Wouldn’t you know it? The week after the boss canceled the health care plan.
(via the marvelous ZODIAC)
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Axe in the chest is no Pants on the ground.
The product placement folks at Unilever are pissed off, the contract clearly stated he was to hit that guy in both pits first.
Pants on the Ground is no Football in the Groin
George C. Scott: “Oh! My chest!”
That was no axe-ident.
I think the better moment was when Rene decided to get the Russian guy’s parole tracker off. Instead of taking the bracelet off she cut the dude’s hand off. Thats even more badass than Jack Bauer.
Hand on the ground > Pants on the ground
Rene power sawing off the Russians hand last night was a great moment in ownage.
Hand on the ground and axe to chest are the reasons why I watch tv.
/wants to marry Renee, the sex has to be great, actually is a redhead (take that Joan) and mentally unstable = win win
Henchman: “Ohh, I’m bad at this.”
this was the hands down favorite for most badass moment of 24 until renee came back. and i came in my pants.
Axe in the chest would go great with people who use Axe body spray.
/Renee’s tits are magical
Renee is like Evangeline Lilly/Kate’s older, crazier, larger-breasted older sister.
/nerdy nitpick
I think Renee actually only sawed off his thumb. Not any less badass, though.
And, I’m quite excited that Leoben is coming on as a bad guy. Perhaps they’ll find a way for him to torture Starbuck.
/nerdiness complete
Smello is correct, it was only his thumb.
I’m still bitter about them killing off my silver fox. Also, you know they are just going to kill Jack off this season and make it the all Renee show. Sort of like what they did to Starbuck in BSG. Cut the balls off and make it Jackie Bauer.
Cut the balls off and make it Jackie Bauer.
You know what I’d watch? Jackee Bauer. Oh girl, no you dih-n’t!
2nd pic from top: is that Herm Edwards on the lookout on the bottom left? ‘You play to win the AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH’ splat.
Double Pits to Chesty FAIL