Here’s Jay Leno’s 2004 announcement that Conan O’Brien would take over his show. I think it’s especially classy the way he wants to go out with dignity and without any ugly controversy or bad media coverage. And in case you haven’t seen it already, here’s the 1992 New York Times interview in which Leno reflected on his then tenuous hold on “The Tonight Show” as NBC considered replacing him with David Letterman after only — wait for it — seven months on the job. Yup, seven months is all someone needs to prove himself as host of “The Tonight Show.” Life is totally fair.



I want to preface this comment by stating, unequivocally, that murder is illegal. The premeditated, willful taking of the life of another is morally reprehensible, and is societally rejected. Additionally, I’m not an attorney, and my only courtroom experience is as a defendant.
That being said, no one will convict you for doing the right thing.
Indeed, Jay, you are no Johnny Carson.
“JAY LENO IS A REAL CLASS ACT”
Not to nitpick first thing on a Monday morning, but you spelled “Ass Hat” wrong.
Dear Jay:
Get fucked.
Love, Everybody.
Holy Fuck. Maybe Kimmel can show this on tonights show…
Funny or DIE?
Hmmmm.
It is not a coincidence that Cutler and Leno share the same first name.
I’d suggest you add this to the OP but, shit man, it’s kinda hard to watch Conan gushing about Jay Leno.
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Oh dear God, please let this get on the air. Conan wouldn’t do it, but Kimmel or Stewart might.
Conan might do it.
I’m just praying to God that Triumph gets to give America his take on NBC’s schedule choices, sooner rather than later.
Triumph’s constipated right now and by the end of the week he’ll be taking a huge dump on NBC.
“Hey Peacock, go fuck Benji!”