After a second consecutive New Year’s special with Anderson Cooper in which she swore on live television, Kathy Griffin has been blackballed from CNN. Well, that’s a start. Now if only E! would get on board…
CNN executives have decided Kathy Griffin will NOT be getting a 2011 invite. “She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves ‘The Most Trusted Name in News.’ Even Anderson (Cooper, her co-host) thinks it’s time to say goodbye to Kathy,” a CNN insider tells me.
Not only did the potty-mouthed redhead drop the F bomb on live TV, she also made not-so-funny jokes about needing a “bump” of cocaine and asked Cooper if he pleasured himself while looking in the mirror. [Popeater]
Actually, jokes about coke and masturbating in front of a mirror sounded pretty funny to me — but then I imagined them being shrieked by Kathy Griffin, and they were suddenly stripped of humor and my penis didn’t work any more. Thanks a lot, Tranny Bonaduce. Seriously, she looks like Joan Rivers dressed as Danny Bonaduce in drag.
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Oh noes! Kathy Griffin did exactly what we hired her to do! However shall we recover from the scandal?
sigh… why oh why does she have be identified as a redhead… can’t she just be a red head?
Thank god our corporate controlled psuedo-news is safe from that miserable harpy. Besides, everyone knows that Coop jerks it to pictures of his face photoshopped on the bodies of 12 year old Cambodian boys.
She had plastic surgery to look like that. *shivers*
Does anybody* think this bitch is funny?
* show yourself so that I may kill you
Dude, she is funny. Watch her Paris Hilton routine and not lol a little, I defy you.
Coincidentally, “CNN insider” is the pet name Cooper gives to all of his partners.
@ KP
Cooper: (upon penetration) This just in…your butt
@DG — well played. His favorite maneuvers are referred to as the Turner and the Blitzer.
@ KP
Blitz-her? I thought Cooper was gay?
Kathy Griffin would be a shoe-in to have a seat on that Simpsons rocket to the sun.
/’cause I’m a big guy and I’m good with knots
Please tell me someone caught Joan Rivers on Larry King last night. She was held back for 2 hours here in Costa Rica and she was INSENSED “How DARE they” stop her from boarding, even though her name on her ID and passport don’t match.
To be honest though, if you didn’t know who she was, would you let her ona plane? She looks like a caricature of what terrorists think a rich old Jewish American woman looks like. It’d be like a terrorist getting on a plane heading to Mexico dressed as Steve Martin from the Three Amigos…
she’s only good for a bang thats it for anderson he should have takin her to a local motel dumped a load on her forehead even though bein high on coke..
I loved every minute of it and I don’t think she even really dropped the f-bomb; she was just using different pronounciations and doing word puns. Anyone who was offended by that needs to get a life. She’s actually a very cool chick. You need to seek to understand before seeking to be understood.