MISCHA BARTON IS A HOOKER

Following up on the resounding success of “The Beautiful Life.” big-time Hollywood star Mischa Barton will next star appear in a single episode of “Law & Order: SVU” as a prostitute named Gladys. Call the fire department, because Mischa’s career is TOO HOT!

Executive Producer Neal Baer is a personal fan of the actress… “She’s gone on to do amazing work both on TV and on the stage,” he says, adding that the cameo will “surprise” viewers. [Faded Youth]

The surprise for me is that the picture above isn’t Barton in character as a chubby strung-out hooker. That’s her in Hollywood last night, looking like a chubby strung-out hooker. You have to be impressed by her dedication to her craft. She’s a method actress for even the smallest roles. NOTE: roles must involve being on drugs.