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SLEEPY T-REX GETS UP FOR THESE LINKS

Written by Matt Ufford / 01.29.10

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Awww, he’s so cute when he’s sleeping! I also admire the T. Rex’s taste in interior decorating. The room’s palette is so soothing! [RoboShark]

I’m sorry, I can’t even look at him. So, I guess Oprah really let Jay Leno have it. I can’t really bring myself to watch the clips, though. I don’t want to hear his voice; I don’t even want to see him squirm. I’m just tired of him existing. [WWTDD]

It’s okay, the world’s ending in 2012 anyway. Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus are the future of Hollywood. [Pajiba]

snooki-makeoutHigh standards for someone with a ‘porn star in training’ hat. “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki turned down an appearance on Jerry Springer’s show, allegedly deeming it “not classy” enough. In a related story, while I was driving through Connecticut last night (thanks for not salting or plowing I-84, cocks), I heard on the radio that JWOWW will be at a car show on February 5th. [Fark]

Oh hey! The Miss America Pageant still exists! It’s on this weekend. Need to know who to root for? Which is to say: which ones look slutty? Here’s a primer. [Gunaxin]

It’s cool, I’d rather the money go to hiring trashy women. Five awesomely low-budget strip club commercials. [NextRound]

Midgets and pit bulls? Midgets and pit bulls. [It's the Pits]

The Most Memorable Super Bowl Ads. I didn’t realize Bird and Jordan playing HORSE originally debuted during the Super Bowl. Shame on me for not realizing that. THAT’S VALUABLE TRIVA! I think I can remember it if I just get rid of my ability to solve algebra problems. Who needs that anyway? [Inside TV]

I’d see it if Prince performed ‘Batdance’ live. Whoa, there was a Batman musical? [Comics Alliance]

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11 comments
Matt Ufford posted

"SLEEPY T-REX GETS UP FOR THESE LINKS"

  1. 01.29.10 at 11:01 am
    Kid Presentable

    Do NOT toss and turn when sleeping with that T-Rex … just lie perfectly still.

  2. 01.29.10 at 11:10 am
    Enrico Pallazzo

    Snooki is holding out for an appearance on The Steve Wilkos Show.

  3. 01.29.10 at 11:19 am
    La Schmoove

    You know how to wake up Sleepy T-Rex? BANG A GONG!

    //ducks thrown tomato. falls through trap door.

  4. 01.29.10 at 11:29 am
    Chazz_Goodtimes

    I’m trying to think of something that actually isn’t ‘classy enough’ for one of the shitweasels from the Jersey Shore. I haven’t figured it out but I’m certain it involves german pornography and decal matter.

  5. 01.29.10 at 11:30 am
    Chazz_Goodtimes

    sweet irony! now I’m the one making typos. I clearly meant ‘fecal’ matter.

  6. 01.29.10 at 11:31 am
    Burnsy

    Are you trying to ruin chick-on-chick for me?

  7. 01.29.10 at 11:39 am
    Danger Guerrero

    I saw the one link was about Snooki and porn, and I misread “I-84, cocks,” as “One-84 cocks.”

    For the record, I do not put a gangbang of those proportions past Snooki.

  8. 01.29.10 at 11:55 am
    Patty Boots

    Is there such thing as a big-budget strip club commercial?

    And, while we’re on the topic of strip club commercials, The VIP Club in NYC has some pretty hilarious ones.

  9. 01.29.10 at 2:10 pm
    Leapin_Lizards

    Those Miss America contestants are pretty WOOFtastic

  10. 01.29.10 at 5:42 pm
    Chardie420

    My best friend of 11 years is foregoing coming out too MSU for his 21st this weekend (for a surprise party that will never happen now) to go to a club down in Detroit. Reason: Mike “the situation” will be there, oh and $12 Beers. MLIJS. I’ma go drink those kegs now, alone……..Martin

  11. 01.31.10 at 10:36 pm
    Melina

    Thanks for the link on your blog!!!! I really appreciate it!

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