The People’s Choice Awards were held last night, and as you can tell from last night’s What’s On Tonight, I either wasn’t aware of them or didn’t care to mention their existence. (Hint: it was both.) Anyway, Queen Latifah hosted for the fourth consecutive year, and absolutely nothing surprising about what the populace likes was revealed. Which is to say: vampire crap won lots of awards.
“Twilight” won four trophies, including favourite movie, franchise and on-screen team for the dreamy trio of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, who also picked up the breakout male actor award.
The undead HBO fable “True Blood” and the soapy supernatural CW series “The Vampire Diaries” were respectively selected as favourite TV obsession and favourite new TV drama.
The full list of winners is here, and aside from the vampire stuff, it’s a fairly even mix of things that make me feel ill and worried about society (Favorite Comedy Movie: The Proposal) and things that give me the faintest glimmer of hope (Favorite TV Drama: “House” over “CSI” and “NCIS”). So the end result is a faint feeling of nausea tempered by apathy. Which makes this a pretty average day.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/226/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/gravity-george-clooney-sandra-bullock-02-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/schmidt_640-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/trueblood-150x150.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/ripd-01-you-tried-150x150.jpg)
cool looking dildo trophy.
uh, reading that list was depressing. how exactly are those movies qualified as “independent” by the way? also, eminem’s new album sucked.
In America, we don’t spell “favorite” wrong. And we always spell “vampire” with an f-a-g.
Bela Lugosi thinks this is bullshit. (so do I)
The only time emo vampires draw blood is when they’re cutting themselves. Not too deep, though. Just enough so you can see how troubled they are.
Robert Pattinson vants to fuck your butt.
Robert Pattinson’s trophy will replace his My Chemical Romance CD collection on his mantel. Just kidding! Nothing can replace MCR!!!
Seriously, though, it’s pretty easy to escape from an emo vampire. They have a hard time seeing you through all the hair/tears in their eyes.
I generally think Mr. Reynolds is dreamy, but that particular photo is creeping me out. Has he just realized that Taylor Lautner’s abs have stolen his schtick?
“vampire crap won lots of awards”
Was Hot Topic the only place you could vote for these awards?
Also, Chino is bringing it.
I think I blew my emo vampire load.
*cuts*
Robert Pattinson wants to suck your blood. Out yo’ cock!
Twilight werewolves travel in fudgepacks.
Robert Pattinson felt a real sense of accomplishment as he carried all four trophies home. (in his ass)
hahaha they’re both pointing to the trophy and making a silly face! What a pair!
//slits wrist and waits for vampires
Looks like Ryan Reynolds won Dildo of the Year.
give it two days… this board will be swarming with twilight fans threatening to kill you
This awards show and its voters can suck it. The only awards Twilight deserves are Golden Raspberry Awards.