Regular readers of this website know that Warming Glow is ground zero on the Internet for lust for Alison Brie, who has roles in two of my favorite TV shows and seven of my favorite sex fantasies. So it goes without saying that videos of her sexy photo shoots will always be newsworthy here.
The video below is from Complex Magazine, which previously pissed me off by photographing Alison in a horrendous baggy satin jacket. However, as it turns out, taking pictures of her licking strawberries and ice cream is a nice little olive branch. A sexy olive branch.
Anyway, Complex has yet to release the photos — probably because the photo editors can’t stop masturbating — but I grabbed some screen shots (below the video) because I think that’s what Alison would want. I would also try to assassinate Ronald Reagan if I thought it would impress her. Oh, he’s already dead? Well then, I think that warrants a first date. Alison, go ahead and have your people contact mine.
(thanks to Danger Guerrero for the tip)
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I cream.
I mean, ice cream.
I need to go throw my-self in a snow bank after watching that. Luckily for me there are snow banks outside my office and it’s 10 degrees here in Albany, NY.
Wow, that is hot. I am no longer impotent.
yes please
I had no fucking clue that she had that rack. Community and Mad Men are doing Satan’s work by covering those beauties up.
He was horny, so he dropped him. Man is evil.
To this day, Alison remains the only celebrity to actually Tweet me back when I attempt to hit on her via the internet and for that, I will always have a sweet spot in my heart for her.
And Matt, while you do an admiral job in your Alison Brie coverage and should receive many accolades, ground zero is actually, “Fuck Yes Alison Brie.” [fuckyesalisonbrie.tumblr.com]
@ Enrico
Further evidence of her rack in this webisode of something something (at 1:40)
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I hope that’s sugar free ice cream…
I AM PUNCHING THINGS OUT OF LOVE!!!
This marks the first cool thing that Marc Ecko has ever done.
Proof that Alison Brie is hot and totally awesome:
1) She once stopped Gary Busey from clubbing a baby seal.
2) Chuck Norris spontaneously combusted when he met her.
3) Danny Trejo bought her flowers and wrote poetry.
4) I took the rest of the day off after watching that video
Holy ship biscuits look at them boobies!
Allison, maybe it’s the beer talking, but you’ve got a rack that wont quit…they got these little pretzels here that asdfxolqsdh4jhasfjlasdf five dollars? Get out of here.
I would eat her farts with a fork and knife.
Maybe not. That kind of sounds disgusting.
Applauds Jesse Sans Rippers’ Simpson’s quote.
I’d extend my olive branch.
Seriously, nobody went there yet?
I have to give credit for the Reagan joke. Well played.
ENRICO:
Yea, Mad Men never really gets around too our girl Ally (I can call her that cause I’ve spent time with her, or outside her window). But, community has used some subtle skin from her.
:24 seconds gave me that weird feeling you get when you see something super hot and if your dick were hard you’d Jizz but its not so instead you kinda feel it in ur butt. Anybody?
That one-second shot of the Hollywood sign at :31 was stupid. Other than that, this is my new favorite movie.
Needs more Interpol…..up that ass!
/holds up hand for high five
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Here’s Alison on AOTS talking about playing “Knock knock. It’s my butt” in college.
Yes please.
so besides being the best written show on television, Mad Men features:
a) a gorgeous blonde with big tits
b) a beautiful blue eyed brunette with huge tits
c) a delightful green eyed redhead with gigantic tits.
Greatest Show Ever.
You can tell Alison Brie has huge tits even on Madmen, where she dresses very conservatively. You can’t hide a rack like that.