You know that whole fitness fad where women learn pole dancing to get in shape? I believe the official term for it is “awesome and recommended.” Well, Martha Stewart had a couple of those ladies on her program yesterday, and in a turn for the unsexy, Martha Stewart actually worked the stripper pole. I’ve got the bone-chilling video below, and while it’s definitely not sexy at all, the real problem I have with it is Martha’s lack of skill. Hey, you can be an old lady on the pole. Just don’t disrespect the beloved art of stripping with your spastic flailing. Spastic flailing is why no one took Showgirls seriously.
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Don’t want very much.
It’s true, if not for the spastic flailing I think critics would have lauded Showgirls as an achingly heartfelt tale of love and redemption and also tits.
I’m not clicking on that video.
Martha is better at pole smoking.
I guess I should thank Martha for encouraging ladies to learn how to work the pole AND get in shape. On the other hand, I don’t think I’d want to touch anyone who actually watches Martha Stewart.
Her stripping features a faint hint of chicary.
bone chilling…so it did give you a bone. I bet she makes her own lube.
“My homemade lube, with faint hints of jasmine and calendula flower will leave you wang titillated, moisturized and eager for more. It’s a good thing”
Since everything Martha touches immediately turns to ice, I’m surprised the stripper-who-doesn’t-strip didn’t get stuck to the pole.
I’m pretty sure thing one of the last things the stripper says in the video is “Oh My God, I’m so high!”
It is a decent idea.,Zach
This is cool,Zach