Andrew Koenig, most famous for his role as Richard “Boner” Stabone on “Growing Pains,” has gone missing in Vancouver. Koenig was last seen on Valentine’s Day, and he missed a flight on February 16th.
During his time in Vancouver, Koenig stayed with burlesque dancer Jenny Magenta, who went on Facebook to express her concern for her friend’s safety. Magenta noted that his parents, Walter and Judy Koenig, told her that he has been “severely depressed.”
The actor’s parents, who are planning to fly to Vancouver in the new few days, told TMZ.com that the last time they heard from their son was on Feb. 9. They have learned the last time his cell phone received a text message was on Feb. 16, however his phone is now turned off. [NYDN]
Uh oh. As much as I hope this is a severe case of curling fever or an epic ether binge, I can’t help but fear the worst. I don’t want to sound pessimistic, but I just don’t see this ending well. I wish Mrs. Seaver were here. She’d know what to do.
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Someone should ask Stabone’s dad, Sylvester, if he’s seen him.
I’d be worried too, if my boner was down.
I found my boner in my wife’s vagina last night.
BTW, sorry about the snafu with the post this morning. Time Warner’s shitty Internet service decided I didn’t need text with the post.
Possibly another Boner that got beat around on Valentine’s Day. Y’know, some of us aren’t so lucky.
sounds like a case of Priapism
@Ufford — we won’t judge if your server is shooting blanks.
The burlesque community is dangerous.
His family should look in the same place I do when I’m frantically looking for a boner. Craig’s List.
Also, for some reason this post says “comments are closed” when I tried using firefox, but not on chrome.
/boner joke
If I was looking for a missing boner, I’d check with the airlines. Specifically Virgin.
If they’re looking to find a boner, they should do what I do. Dress like a slut.
I bet Boner’s not missing at all. He’s in Canada looking to become a Mountie.
Also missing: the entire cast of Just The Ten Of Us
Koenig stayed with burlesque dancer
Boner isn’t missing, he’s just filling in for Mel Zetts.
Hey Mike, I think I’m going to kill myself.
Boner! Come one, let’s shoot some hoops!
By the way, Ben’s friend was Stinky. Only one way to get a Stinky Boner, and it goes against natural selection.
I bet Boner went away because his girlfriend sucks.
Damn, Grimey, that’s a show I hadn’t thought of since it went off the air.
Actually, I didn’t think of it when it was on the air, either.
Greg Evigan and Reginald Vel Johnson added, “Hey, what about us?”
Sounds like this boner might be having **sunglasses** some groin pains. YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
But seriously, I wish him well.
“Koenig stayed with burlesque dancer Jenny Magenta”
Has anyone called Jenny, 867-5309?
Jimmy Johnson knows how to find a lost boner, if you believe the commercials.
His father is Walter Koenig? Checkov from Star Trek is Boner’s father?????
I’m from Vancouver. When someone goes missing just interrupt the story and say “pot”. Trust me. Dude’s probably knee deep in Bioshock 2 with a dozen Tim Horton’s donuts and an ounce of AK-47.
/Hosered