I woke up on the couch at 1:15 a.m. stuffed full of guacamole and brown liquor, so yeah, I’d say that was a good Super Bowl. Later on, I’ll have some posts about Super Bowl commercials and of course my thoughts on Puppy Bowl VI, but for now, let’s just enjoy this moment with Drew Brees and his son Baylen, one of the most touching images in Super Bowl history (after the single most delightful interception in the game’s history). Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call my dad and tell him I love him.
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And then he proceeded to take his blonde wife home and attempt to make Baylen a brother six times.
Hold on. The kid’s name is Baylen Brees? He’s gonna need to keep those earphones throughout junior high, because kids will have a field day with a name that douchey.
/lashing out to avoid feeling real emotion
The balance between being so hungover I’m working with the lights off in my office- and so happy that the Saints humiliated the Colts is an odd sensation but its keeping me upright right now so I’ll go with it.
Also- didn’t hear one mention of Brees’s mother all week. Obviously tragic and something I’m sure he doesn’t even want to think about- but it is a story no?
@ Burnsy
Attempt to make Baylen “a brother”? That seems unnecessarily dangerous. If they want a black baby that bad, can’t they just adopt one from Africa like other wealthy white people?
Even at the Super Bowl, Drew Brees has his son listening to books on tape, because being well rounded and educated is much more important than a Super Bowl.
There’s an equally touching photo around of Pierre Garcon consoling his young son after dropping him on the 20 yard line.
NEVER SHAKE A BABY
Those earphones are to protect him from the whispered advances of Pete Townshend.
I woke up on the couch at 1:15 a.m. stuffed full of guacamole and brown liquor
I woke up to an apartment of 3 redheaded sisters, one of which was nude. As was I.
This was the best Super Bowl ever.
@Kid Presentable: +1
Soooooo cuuuuuuute!!!
But what’s this game y’all are talking about? I was too busy painting my nails pink and watching Steel Magnolias.
I’m kidding. I’m just a bitter Panthers fan.
I woke up on the couch stuffed full of brown liquor, a sticky, white substance and regret.
Yet no mention of Bruce Jenner celebrating by picking up Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom???
What I learned last night is that if Baylen doesn’t go on to win a Heisman, he probably should have been aborted.
@Boots
Are you sure? Because according to 70% of the commercials shown last night, you were probably just annoying the crap out of your henpecked husband and making him miss “THE BIG GAME”.
No, I already ran my boyfriend out of the apartment a few months ago with my constant nagging and my insisting that we go antique shopping on Sunday afternoons.
@Kid Presentable: Outstanding.
I like to imagine that Baylen crawled out of that mark on Brees’ face.
Was it jsut me, or does Drew Brees’ wife look just like that church leader’s wife on Trueblood?
Actress:
[joehumphrey.com]
Brees-ette:
[www.athleteswives.com]
I hope that kid remembers this. Cuz when pops is retired and owns a car dealership/sports bar and starts hittin the Rye like a hill person, this will be the only good memory he’s got.
Thank you Drew Breez and all the Saints for winning the Super Bowl Championship. This victory lifted the spirits of new Orleaneans recuperating from the Katrina. May the Saints Victory and resilence sustain New Orleaneans through the restoration after the oil spill.