MTV ORDERS SCANDINAVIAN ‘JAAKÅSS’

Sorry, Vin. Call us when you can nail that shark-rail-grind nude.

Dudes. Crank up the rap metal, grab a Monster energy drink, and meet me at the skate park, because MTV has just ordered two series that are totally EXTREME!!!! OO-WAH-AH-AH-AH!

In “Dudesons in America,” four Finnish stuntmen and pranksters whose exploits are well known in Europe will attempt to do “even stupider stunts and pranks” than they performed back home. “Jackass” star Johnny Knoxville is on the executive producing team…

The second series is “MTV’s Parkour Challenge,” which aired as a one-hour special in October. Parkour is a foot race through a cluttered urban environment where racers scale obstacles. [THR]

There you go: parkour and Finnish “Jaakåss.” All that’s left to determine is whether you’re down with the sickness.