I don’t even want to sully this video with my commentary. Tyra, you are brilliant. Now set me up with one of these women.
[More at Inside TV; thanks, Jennifer M.]
I don’t even want to sully this video with my commentary. Tyra, you are brilliant. Now set me up with one of these women.
[More at Inside TV; thanks, Jennifer M.]
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Wow, gives new meaning to the term “double penetration”
So I says to my girlfriend, I says “I want a little pussy.” She says, “so do I, mine’s as big as a house. Plus there’s two of them.”
I think if I were to make a porn movie starring one of these women I’d give it the title “Let the Left One In.”
So I says to my girlfriend, “Jeez you’ve got a big pussy, jeez you’ve got a big pussy.” She says, “Why did you say that twice?” I says, “Cause you’ve got two of them.”
Wow, double the ways I can’t satisfy a woman!
I bet the blond lady’s husband convinced her she had a second vagina as a ruse to get anal.
Also, my spell check doesn’t recognize the word “vaginas.” It refuses to accept the concept of more than one vagina. It does, however, recognize the word Sasquatches.
That tells me everything I need to know about the nerds who put it together.
Claaasssy!
oh great so they get PMS twice a month?
Philip Rivers has two vaginas, but they’re called his eyes.
The guy that chose the left vagina must be a liberal.
I’d use the second vagina to hold my drink.
Somehow I don’t think my “Oops, wrong hole!” ruse is gonna fly with these chicks.
No longer will I have to worry about nasty hangovers after a night of double fisting.
One pole, two holes.
Nice coozie, KP.
Larry Flynt is all over this…I hope…
My first question would be “Which vagina gives me better miscarriage odds?”
Twenty more of these women on stage and we could play that Price Is Right punchboard game.
I’d fuck one and shit in the other. Always been my dream.
Really? No one is saying “…mom?”?
/thought I knew WG commenters
No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, Yes, Tyra
*stumbles into thread whiskey drunk*
I have two dicks, one for the each of ya!
Man, if I had two vaginas, I’d have a place to keep my keys AND my cell phone!
If I had two vaginas, would I be doubly inferior?
If I had two vaginas, would I be an extra bad driver?
If I had two vaginas, I’d refer to masturbating as giving myself the Vulcan Salute.
If I had two vaginas, I’d also have to have two jobs to maintain my battery supply.
If I had two vaginas, would the number of orgasms I have fall into the negative?
If you had two vaginas, you could refer to masturbating as “ChinoMoreno on the 1′s and 2′s.”
Yes, I know there’s a new up. I’m late to the vagina party but I still wanna party.
If I had two vaginas, I could make a sandwich like nobody’s ever seen before!
If I had two vaginas, I’d have to go buy another wire coat hanger.
If I had two vaginas, I’d demand to be carried everywhere. Like a bowling ball.
If I had two vaginas, would I only be nice for two weeks out of every month?
If I had two vaginas, would I still feel as lonely as I do right now?
If I had two vaginas, would I have to buy an extra ticket to Lilith Fair?
If I had two vaginas, I’d totally give up on trying to learn how to program my DVR.
If you had two vaginas would you love horses and, y’know LOVE horses?
hey Watanabex: little known fact (to virgins)a vagina is different that an uterus (which is where PMS stuff like cramps happen). I’m just gonna assume your mom told you about PMS. Or you learned about by watching the commercials during lifetime movies. “Not Without My Left Twat!”
@chinomoreno: i may be in love with you. But i only have one vagina. sad face.
Well let’s fucking see them then. Jesus. Next week, Tyra talks to an alchemist who has discovered how to turn base metals into gold about the latest fad diets.
If I had two vaginas, I’d need another case for my unicorn collection.
If I had two vaginas, would I have to add on to my kitchen?
If I had two vaginas, would I need two boxes of tissues when I watch Steel Magnolias?
Sorry, @chinomoreno – you are a girl right? B/c when I think of you tonight as i make (weak, one-vagina based) love to my husband tonight…I want to make sure I’m imagining you right. Don’t worry, I’m not a lesbian – I just like banging chicks. And I have two hands!
I am a girl. A girl with only one vagina. But that’s okay. Brazilian waxes are expensive!
true dat, sister. But when you’re working against these two vagina freaks, you gotta keep your motor clean. Girls that make wire hanger abortion jokes are just so very rare, I had to find out more about you. Me like.
Abortion jokes? I need the hanger for the extra merkin
oh honey, it is on. if you’re on twitter – please feel free to follow me, @janxwhitney. Awesome bitches gotta stick together. and now my lesbian sex fantasy has turned into one where it turns out we live close to each other & can hang out at the dog park and shit. Which i guess is pretty lesbionic too. hearts & unicorns!
I’m following you now but I’m not a twitterer
holy shit, we DO live in the same place. Boys – commence wanking.
Why would you want to shit in the dog park?
@AEVC: I just don’t like the dog to feel self-conscious. Like I now feel about my poor sentence structure. sadness.
I just like to poop outside.
@ Irish
If you had two vaginas, you could store a guide to better sentence structure in one of them, just for moments like this.